Taylorisms--That's What We'll Call Them

So this morning as we're driving to school, just Taylor and I, (and Sam), out of nowhere, no previous conversation having anything at all to do with this, Taylor said, "Mom, what are cops called?"  I replied, "What do you mean?  They are called cops."  He said, "No, what are their names?"  I, laughing inside, said, "I don't know any cops, so I don't know their names.  "Oh, wouldn't that be funny if one of them was named Johnny."

That was it.  He moved on to another subject just like that.  I tell you, this boy cracks me up!